"Ah, Brian, just in time for the apocalypse," Stewie chirps. "I’ve created a 'Stupidity Magnet.' It draws all the idiotic thoughts out of the surrounding area and condenses them into this little ball of pure, concentrated moronic energy."
The two of them start a high-speed, intellectual "chicken fight" in the middle of the science fair, debating the merits of various philosophical schools while punching each other.
"You know," Peter says with a British accent, "the ethical implications of using a feline as a catalyst for kinetic energy are quite troubling. I should really be focusing my efforts on renewable solar arrays."
The scene opens at . Peter, Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland are sitting at their usual booth.
Suddenly, Stewie’s "Stupidity Magnet" begins to beep wildly. It’s reacting to the sheer density of Peter’s invention. The orb begins to glow bright red.
Meanwhile, Peter is in the garage, trying to "invent" something for the science fair. He has taped a slice of bread to a cat. "See, Lois? The cat always lands on its feet, and the toast always lands butter-side down! I’ve created a perpetual motion machine!"
"I told you this was a bad idea," Brian says, checking his watch. "I have a date with a girl who thinks The Great Gatsby is about a very successful magician."
Lois walks up, holding a glass of wine. "Peter, I’ve decided to quit the domestic life and pursue a PhD in Theoretical Physics. I’ve already drafted my thesis on the multiverse."