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"Truth is expensive, Walden," Alan said, pointing at the TV as his onscreen self hid in a closet. "Lies are rent-free. Much like my current lifestyle."

"You know," Walden said, wiping a tear from his eye as the credits rolled. "No matter how much money I have, I'll never be as resourceful as you are when you're desperate." Watch Two And a Half Men S09E06

Walden watched, fascinated and slightly horrified. "Alan, why didn't you just tell her the truth?" "Truth is expensive, Walden," Alan said, pointing at

"Well, the game is blacked out," Alan chirped, far too happy for someone living in another man’s house for free. "But look on the bright side! I found something better. It’s a classic." "Truth is expensive