The Big Bran Hypothesisthe Big Bang Theory : Se... 〈Latest · 2024〉

"I wouldn't," Sheldon interjected. "Given Leonard’s current neurological state, you’re likely overpaying. He’s been staring at that sesame seed for twelve minutes."

"In a sense, yes!" Sheldon’s eyes lit up. "Leonard is obsessed with the idea that the entire breakfast cereal industry is a carefully constructed social experiment designed to test human irritability through varying levels of bran-induced digestive distress."

Penny blinked. "The what? Is that like the Big Bang, but with more fiber?" The Big Bran HypothesisThe Big Bang Theory : Se...

Howard and Raj wandered over, Howard already grinning. "Are we talking about Leonard’s GI tract again? Because I’ve got a NASA-grade sensor we could—" "No!" Leonard and Penny shouted in unison.

Sheldon tapped his chin. "Leonard, if you’re truly committed to this hypothesis, we need a control group. Penny, you will eat nothing but sugary marshmallow puffs. Howard, you take the toasted oats. I, of course, will remain on my strict regimen of Fiber One, as my schedule is already optimized for a 7:45 AM 'event.'" "I wouldn't," Sheldon interjected

Should the move to the comic book store or the apartment?

"Penny for your thoughts?" Penny asked, sliding into the booth with a tray of drinks. "Leonard is obsessed with the idea that the

"Except instead of a giant leap for mankind, it’s a brisk walk to the hallway bathroom," Penny muttered.