[s8e2] A La Cart May 2026

The drama had started, as most things in the Griffin household did, with a sudden, unearned surge of confidence. Peter and Chris had decided to bond by building a go-kart for the local derby. However, their "engineering" process mostly involved Peter drinking beer while Chris tried to figure out if the wheels were supposed to be round or "more of a hexagon shape for grip."

The green flag dropped, and the karts tore away. Peter and Chris were immediately overtaken by a toddler in a Barbie Jeep, but Peter wasn't deterred. He leaned forward, screaming at the engine to "dig deep." As they rounded the first turn, the Griffin Ground-Pounder began to vibrate so violently that Chris’s hat flew off, followed shortly by one of the side mirrors. "We’re losing parts, Dad!" [S8E2] A La Cart

Through a combination of sheer luck and Joe accidentally getting distracted by a particularly majestic hawk in the sky, Peter found himself neck-and-neck with the leaders. The final stretch was a blur of noise and chaos. The chewing gum was melting. The woodchipper engine was screaming. Just as they crossed the finish line—narrowly edging out Joe—the kart didn't just stop; it disintegrated. The wheels rolled off in four different directions, and the seat collapsed into a pile of splinters. The drama had started, as most things in