"C'mon, hurry up, I know you got minorities to oppress" .
— Used when trying to get NPCs to sign his petition, reflecting the mundane nature of his "tasks" .
— Often said during rampages . "" — An escalating version of his request . Contextual Combat & Task Lines
"Augh, that’s gonna be sore tomorrow" or "I don’t feel so good" .
— A classic take on a well-known slogan .
"This can’t be good for me, but I feel great!" .
These are the lines most associated with the character's personality and the game's dark satire:
— Frequently uttered after committing heinous acts or when the character commits suicide .