Getting Married By George Bernard Shaw -

"Well, Mr. Shaw? Do you feel like a changed man? A pillar of the establishment?"

"Here I am," he sighed. "A victim of my own exhaustion. I have worked myself into a state of physical collapse, and you, Charlotte, are the only person with the efficiency to see that I am properly buried or properly fed. Since I am not yet ready for the former, I suppose we must proceed with the latter via this legal ritual." Getting Married by George Bernard Shaw

When it came time for the rings, Shaw fumbled. "A gold hoop," he muttered. "The smallest handcuff ever forged by man." "Well, Mr

Charlotte laughed, pulling him toward the carriage. "Only five thousand, George? You’re getting soft in your old age." Shaw fumbled. "A gold hoop