The chaotic streets of Orchid City were usually a haven of high-fashion and higher-speed traffic, but today, they belonged to a deer. Not just any deer—one with a neck that could stretch like a bungee cord and an inexplicable proficiency with dual-wielding submachine guns. The Awakening
The Deer didn't flinch. It retracted its legs, shifted its body, and transformed into a sleek, metallic bipedal mech. The battle that followed leveled three city blocks and briefly turned the moon into a giant slice of cheese. The Aftermath DEEEER.Simulator.Your.Average.Everyday.Deer.Gam...
As the "Deerstruction" meter in the corner of the universe began to climb, the city's defense systems kicked in. The police arrived, but they weren't human. A squad of polar bears in riot gear and oversized sunglasses rolled up in armored vans. The chaotic streets of Orchid City were usually