6.5 /: 10 Actioncome...

The scene opened with Miller "Action-Comedying" his way through a warehouse. He didn't do a tactical slide; he tripped over a crate of knock-off sneakers, accidentally headbutting a henchman in the process.

The screen cut to black just as an upbeat pop-rock song from 2014 started playing. The audience walked out feeling neither changed nor disappointed. They had been entertained exactly as much as they expected to be. 6.5 / 10 ActionCome...

As the "Produce Piece" reached its climax, the stakes were appropriately medium. The villain wasn't trying to destroy the world; he was just trying to divert a shipment of high-end espresso machines to the black market. The scene opened with Miller "Action-Comedying" his way

Our protagonist, Detective Miller, knew this feeling well. He lived his life at a 6.5. He didn't have a tragic backstory involving a lost family; he just had a moderately annoying ex-wife named Susan and a dog that only listened to him about 65% of the time. The audience walked out feeling neither changed nor